WATCH OUT!!!!

So my lady friend Sarah Jo Snell told me that she saw this truly, and simply, AMAZING movie! She said it really explained race relations in their entirety, and that everyone should see it! And since I LOVED the last thing Sarah Jo recommended (an album called "Girl You Know Its True" by Vanilla Ice) I just knew I would LOVE this movie!

So I went to my local video store, asked the dumbass kid for Crash, and

WELL DANG IF THIS MOVIE WADN'T A PORNO!!!1

IT WAS DISGUSTING!

PERVERTED!

TWISTED!

NASTY!

IMMORAL!

AND JUST PLAIN DUMB!

THERE WAS EVEN SOME GAY SHIT! BUT I DECIDED IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR MY BLOG, THE SIMPLE THINGS! AND WORST OF ALL I THINK IT WAS FILMED IN FRICKIN TORONTO!

So I called up that bitch Sarah Jo and give her a peice of my mind! Well she said "NUH UH JEARLENE! CRASH IS A GOOD MOVIE, THAT HIDES SEX MORE THAN SHOWS IT! IT PERFECTLY OVERSIMPLIFIES RELATIONSHIPS WAY TOO MUCH TO BE AS COMPLEX AS WHAT YOU DESCRIBED!"

Well, it took a few hours, but we finally figured out that we were actually confused!
We had been tricked, by THIS FREAK! DAVID DAMN CRONONBORG!

THIS STUPID INDIAN LOOKIN' SATANIST DUMBASS MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH STUPID CRAZY SHIT! WHAT A  DUMB FREAKASS, DIRECTING THAT SHIT!














Anyway, I wanted everyone to know about this scary mistake.
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!
I gotta get going, my new favorite show, Saving Grace, is on! That Holly Hunter is SUCH a classy actress, almost at the level of Mrs. Gayheart. She'll cleanse me after I went through that CESSPOOL!

-Jearlene