Yall will NEVER guess what my sister Tawnya Una Mackowski did! She went and got her picture taken with THE LUKE PARRY and her hubby Kacie! Ya'll probably remember him form Melrose Place.
Well then she got the smart idea of letting that be this year's christmas card for all us Mackowskies! She did all the photoshopping herself! Yeah.. she got all the brains, but at least I got the looks HAHAAHA! :(|)
But I wanna wish Jesus a happy resurrection, and to all a good night!
Who the fuck she think she is, y'all? I mean really. She thinks she the bee's knee's and shit, but that bitch is just damn sixteen, she can't even get into a fuckin R rated movie, if she could, she would know that Gossip Girl sucks CUNTS. if she had any sense she'd be watching dawson creek reruns on VHS. But no. she just says "oh, derrrrr my name is coco, want some coaco puffs? derrrr".
She ain't nothin but another damn chloe sevigny lookin', kim gordon/thurston moore daughter wannabe like every other sweet sixteen gossipin faggot. fuck.
Y'all. I think I have found my SOUL MATE! No, i'm not a dang lesbian, but seriously.. I thought my kind were extinct these days. But this lady resembles me whole heatedly!! I can't believe how much she looks and sounds and THINKS like me.
So I took her advice, even though my doctor advised against it (said I didn't need it or something) and started using the product she's promoting.
Well let me tell you, it had changed me life! Yep. Catheters are the GREATEST. I used to waste SOOO much time without catheters, but now I have tons of extra free time. It's truly a miracle. I recommend it to anyone who isn't a DUMBASS or a PUSSY.
You know, we humans eat a lot. I mean, we eat every day! Most of us anyway. That's a shit load of eatin!
SO! What are we eating? Well, for a while I was eating crap. But last week I was up late, and saw an infomercial about a new SUPERFOOD. A food so great, so awesome. Not only is it TASTY and DE-LICIOUS! BUT IT IS NUTRTISHOUS!
Scientist in Etheopia have found that puppy nuggets are the perfect food for a balanced diet. In fact, you will probably live longer. So eat up today y'all!
