Nutrishun

You know, we humans eat a lot. I mean, we eat every day! Most of us anyway. That's a shit load of eatin!

SO! What are we eating? Well, for a while I was eating crap. But last week I was up late, and saw an infomercial about a new SUPERFOOD. A food so great, so awesome. Not only is it TASTY and DE-LICIOUS! BUT IT IS NUTRTISHOUS!

Scientist in Etheopia have found that puppy nuggets are the perfect food for a balanced diet. In fact, you will probably live longer. So eat up today y'all!

 

-Jearlene